How to write spam poetry.

Well I know all of you are asking what is the big secret, how do I write great spam poetry the same way you do? Well here is the secret I know it will come as a big shock to you all. It is as simple as looking in that junk folder you have and pulling out some great one liners and stringing them all together. Yes I know it seems overly simplified but hey you really got to think about it sometimes. Do you pull the stuff or the stuff? Well till next time think World of WarCraft time.