So what does one do with all that spam??

Well if your me then you then you take choice headlines from all the spam you get (and I get allot about 800 pieces a day+) and you create some interesting poetry out of it. the rules are simple just check out my big secret about it

Today's Spam Poem

What are you going to do?
Rolex is a lifestyle
Hot deals on classy watches
She is bound to lose her mind over your website design.
You can be ugly and stupid as long as your shaft is big.
A big penis always matches any woman's hole.
please update your banking details
Start earning 15 minutes from now
Your tremendous penis will
live the active liefestyle
so Promoteyourself
What are you going to do?